U18s Tour to Cornwall
25th – 29th July 2011

Although the U12s have been on tour twice in the last couple of years, it is around 30 years since Blackheath ran a full U18s tour.

Led by Harry “Stash” Giles and VC Ben “Podges” Hodges, the squad for this historic trip included a splendid array of talent, matched only by the magnificent selection of nicknames. With the trip based just outside Newquay, there was also ample opportunity for entertainment away from the cricket-pitch in a packed itinerary …

Having (remarkably) managed to leave more or less on time, we arrived at our hotel in Porth, about 2 miles out of the centre of Newquay, late on the Monday afternoon. Worryingly described as “a lovely ‘olde world’ hotel set in a quiet country lane”, this was actually perfect for us, with relaxed atmosphere and tolerant staff. It was also just 200 yards from the beach, where the squad relaxed during the evening with some enthusiastic fielding practice and beach rugby, rounded off by a BBQ.

With our first match not starting until late afternoon, our first destination of the week was the Holywell Bay Fun Park, where the go-carting course proved a major hit, with very hot competition for the title of Most Dangerous Driver. Following an early bid for glory by Pete “Half Pint” Melhuish, who successfully lured several of his team-mates into a multiple pile-up, the title was eventually won by Danny “Oompa” Harrison who managed to achieve a hat-trick of warnings from the course marshals in successive races. Meanwhile, the almost equally coveted titles of worst golfer and worst mini-golfer were won by captain “Stash” and Ronny “Loopma” Harrison respectively.

Our first fixture was a 25 overs a side game at Roche CC, a very nice ground near Bodmin, against an opposition youth side strengthened by the addition of a couple of older players, including a visiting overseas pro from another local club. Roche batted first and made a solid start against some tight bowling from Ben and Connor “Turk” O’Brien, with Ben picking up a couple of wickets. Although their overseas pro briefly threatened to cut loose, after he was bowled by Pete “Slingshot” Leighton, their innings never really got into top gear, with wickets falling at regular intervals. They were eventually bowled out in the 23rd over for a relatively modest 118, with the wickets being shared around between Ben, Pete L, Connor, Danny and Rob “Big Time” Weston. Blackheath suffered a couple of early set-backs in reply as both Pete M and Ronny fell cheaply, but an imperious 30 (retired) from Harry put us back on track and Martin “Bowser” Peters and Connor then took us within sight of victory before Jamie “Toy Boy” Whitehouse administered the coup de grace with a few sweetly struck boundaries.

Wednesday morning was a time for relaxation as the squad took advantage of the free ten-pin bowling at the hotel, while the coaches took a stroll to take in the spectacular scenery of Porth Bay. Then it was off to our second match, an all-afternoon timed match at St Gluvias CC near Falmouth, another fine ground which plays host to the Cornwall Youth Cricket Festival every August.

Having won the toss and elected to bat, Blackheath sent in the formidable opening partnership of Connor and Pete M, who against a pretty decent attack proceeded to bat us out of sight. On and on they went, each of them combining watchful defence with sharp running between the wickets and beautifully timed boundaries whenever the bowlers’ line or length strayed. Having cruised past the century partnership, they looked set for the double hundred before Connor was unfortunate to be bowled by a short one which kept low and departed for 96 with the score on 195. Harry fell shortly afterwards to a good catch on the long-off boundary, but Danny then joined Pete M, who by this time had moved into top gear, and the two of them proceeded to destroy the St Gluvias bowling, before the declaration came on 248 for 2 of just 35 overs – Pete finishing on a magnificent 111 not out.

The St Gluvias reply got off to a steady start against some tight bowling from Ben and Rob, but facing a tough asking rate the pressure was on from the outset. With Jamie nursing a strapped hand following an argument with the hotel door, in the ninth over the openers took a chance on a quick single to him – only to see the stumps shattered with a direct hit. Then in an inspired if unlikely move, Harry brought himself on for a spell of rarely-seen off-spin, with surprising success. With Ronny and Toby “Spiderman” Webb bowling equally well from the other end and a useful spell from Pete L, the St Gluvias innings was soon in a tailspin, as wicket after wicket tumbled, eventually subsiding to a very modest total of just 73 – with 2 wickets for Toby, 3 for Ronny and remarkable figures for Harry of 6.4 overs, 2 maidens, 4 for 16. Our crushing victory was watched by Paul and Jan Cope, who (despite having home season tickets) clearly thought the 500 mile round trip well worthwhile!

Thursday morning saw most of the squad up bright and early for a trip just up the road to Watergate Bay, where we had booked a team surfing lesson (depressingly for those of us who had tried surfing before with a total lack of success, every single one of them managed to stand up within just a few minutes). Then it was on to the county ground at Truro for our final fixture against probably Cornwall’s strongest club.

Here again, the Truro youth team had been strengthened with the addition of an older first team player, James Walton, and this proved a major advantage for the home side as he opened the Truro batting with an array of powerful shots to all parts of the ground. A couple of let-offs to uncharacteristic dropped catches did not help matters either, and though none of the other Truro batsmen got more than a start, by the time Walton was finally out in the 24th over he had made 116 – about ¾ of their runs at that stage. Thereafter, the Truro innings faded fast. With the wicket starting to break up, there were increasing signs of variable bounce and the end came very rapidly, as in a remarkable passage of play the last 5 batsmen all failed to trouble the scorer – leaving us a tough but perfectly achievable target of 194 to win. Once again the wickets were shared around, with Toby and Danny each picking up 3 and Harry collecting another 4 with a repeat demonstration of his skills as an off-spinner.

Following the loss of Pete M early on to the first of a series of LBW decisions, Connor and Martin progressed smoothly, taking the score to 53 without further loss by the 12th over. However, when Connor fell for 27, there followed a batting collapse of almost Truro-like proportions: 6 wickets fell for just 20 runs, 4 more of them to LBWs as the ball repeatedly kept low. Hope was restored for a while by a entertaining partnership between Jamie (27) and Pete L (26), the former hitting a series of boundaries including one enormous 6 far out of the ground while the latter deployed his cross-court forehand to equally devastating effect. However when each of them fell attempting one lusty blow too many, the writing was on the wall, and in the end we were bowled out for 127, so falling to our only defeat.

Following an end of tour presentation dinner in Newquay, the final evening’s celebration back at the hotel was by all accounts a merry one – but was discreetly conducted in the senior players’ rooms at the far end of the hotel, so enabling the coaches and the rest of the hotel guests to enjoy an undisturbed and mercifully complaint-free night ...

All in all, the tour was a great success, much enjoyed by all, including Mark and Nick – who will be more than happy to arrange a similar trip next year!

Nick H
Mark O’B